Here I am, on a small little island in the middle of nowhere, a 9 hour ferry trip from Athens. There are no ferries for another 24 hours, and I've got an eye exam in 12 hours, which I've waited for the past two months.

I was supposed to travel back to Athens this afternoon, but yesterday morning the communist party in Greece initiated a ferry strike, stopping all ferries in and out of Piraeus as far as I've understood. And only for two days, the second day being the one I was supposed to travel on.

To top it off, I was calling the hospital repeatedly this morning for about 3 hours to try to reschedule my appointment, and all I got was either a busy tone, or no answer at all, on all their phone numbers. If I ever do get hold of anyone there, I'll probably need to wait six months this time instead of two considering how my luck is going.

As I was writing the previous paragraph my sister called me, with news of a rumor that there's no ferries scheduled to the island till June. Not so sure I believe it, but I doubt it'd surprise me that much at this point... lol

FML :D

*** Initializing analytics system.
*** Initializing health check sub-system.
*** Booting health check sensors.
*** Running physical health checks.
[Warning] Optical subsystem initialized with errors:
[Error] Focal systems out of optimal range.
*** Running psychological health checks.
[Error] Corrupt system file: human-to-human-communication.dylib
[Warning] H2H protocol daemon is reporting malformed I/O.
*** Running humor health checks.
[Error] Syntax error in humor.conf.
*** Running spiritual health checks.
[Error] Spirit is corrupt or missing, attempting to use system default.
[Error] Default system spirit is missing.
[Error] No usable spirit found, system entering zombie mode.
*** Finalizing health checks.
*** System status: CRITICAL
*** Status summary: Visually impaired anti-social Zombie with
                    corrupt sense of humor.

This was originally a response I wrote to some chick I don't know who messaged me out of the blue asking "how are you?". After sending it, I thought it was funny enough to post here... lol